Boxer
Boxers are perhaps the most ironically named dog there is.
When you hear it’s name, what comes to mind?
A tough, brawny championship boxer, ready to duke it out for the championship title.
What are boxer dogs? Sweet, stubborn, and relaxed.
And slobbering.
Constantly slobbering.
Well, I guess human Boxers probably do that a little bit too.
While they are mostly calm, Boxers may not always get along with other dogs.
However, they more than make up for that with their playfulness, especially with humans.
Plus, your boyfriend will feel much tougher walking a dog called a “Boxer” around.
Well, unless you name it something like Trixie before you give it to him.